Move over Miss Cleo. I got it from here.

I'm nice, but sometimes when those B-I-T-C-Hes come around, I just get like, wicked pissed. I mean, its like, THE BOMB to hang out with them, and they totally like my jacket, but the line is crossed when they realize how big my hands are. Thats when I'm like "what the hell eeehhh"!

And then she said dont.

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Dec
09

Graduates = Knowledge, Right?

Travis: So when are you done?
K: Spring.. I might need to take pe classes during summer to fill some credits though
Travis: Dude.. take some real classes, they're super easy during summer and history of rock and roll is so fun
K: Hahahahahahaha omg thats how I know you
Travis: Hahaha oh shit. Thats right.

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Light up my room.

Dec
08

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99487

Best Remix of the Year

geenieneeni:

!!!

hahahahaha omg my mom would never let me cut my own hair (she’s obvi a saint) so Id cut my pony’s hair instead lol!

Fuckin Art Museums, Take 2.

Lady at the Front Desk: Are you a student too?
K: Yeah, I gave you my student ID
LatFD: Ok and um we dont allow pens upstairs, so heres a pencil you two can borrow
K: ..........................................Right.
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K: Awesome I didnt know I was 6 again.
Sasha: Fuck man I was plotting to scribble all over the frames they have the pictures in too.
K: Obviously its strictly enforced--I put my pen in my pocket.

Fuckin Art Museums.

Security Guard: I'm sorry we dont open until 11..
K: Yeah I know its only 2 minutes off.
SG: Oh well one of the workers will come and let you in at that time then. What are you here for?
K: ...............the... um...... art.
SG: Alright well we open in just a couple minutes so if you dont mind just waiting.
K: Right.

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